We are a group of concerned multiple personalities motivated only by our need to denigrate, um, educate the public. Because the public is stupid and lacks common sense. Because the Public is an innocent babe, waiting to be bounced upon by makers of cowls and other pretty but, deadly, things.

They call themselves Artisans and they come in the the night when the Moon is full (also during Christmas In July). Selling. Posting on, dare I say it...

Forums.

They must be stopped. That's why we formed the HAFS Squad 'hafs' for those in the know. We Hafs are here for YOU. We support the Public, selflessly, nobly, brave and true.

Here we expose the Artisan, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker. Because you never know, you NEVER know when they might strike. Felted mustached pillow in hand, in the still, in the dead, of the night.