It is I, Lord Underpants Douchebag Saltine Cracker Hat. You may rise.
As you know, Princess Twirling Twatnut Girdle Snapper has among other various twitchings and eye crossings, some exceedingly smelly and scabrous infection. One of our Adoring Public sent this card in today.
We are delighted and expect, nay, demand that the rest of you follow suit. They will be posted here as evidence of your ongoing adoration and proof that we are, in fact, totally legitimate. Because everyone knows if you post it online, it IS true.