Fraud , handmade lampwork artist, member of Self Representing Artists (which is a privately created group hence EVIL and ROBOTIC!!!) SRA W 8670-309 (sing it with me 8670 30 niiiieine.)
This seller has been selling handmade lampwork beads and other items online at various venues such as Etsy, Artfire, and Ebay. We used to be able to sell there but were BANNED. Bannededy, ban, banned. Diddy banned, bannnnned.
It has come to our knowledge that she has acquired her State Sales Tax permit beginning of 2009 (she has confessed in doing so in various blogs and forum threads). Confessed like the DIRTY ROBOT THAT SHE IS!!!She also confessed that Winter in MINNESOTA IS COLD!!
I, Lord Underpants Douchebag Saltine Cracker Hat read them myselves. I had to help Princess Twirling Twatnut Girdle Snapper as the stress of all this altruistic reporting has brought back her lazy eye and that odd twitch, plus she has some sort of infection.
Queen Duchess Teapot Haberdashery relied on her Oujji as usual. It speaks to her. All the voices do. But let us go back to business, hence, hence, hence, ahem, getting my hences ready....
She also has NO BUSINESS PAYPAL ACCOUNT.
She has been selling/buying on Ebay since 1998! with Ebay id name Swellgal.
suckitullja since Nov, 2006
suckitullja since 2009
(yep, she's been sucking a long time)
When somebody sells online for several years, but decides to get the Sales Tax permit beginning of 2009, this looks to us like TAX FRAUD AND EVASION! We ALSO SAW JESUS IN OUR MICROWAVE THIS MORNING!!!
Hence (what did I tell ya?), reported with all our made up bullshit research and info to the MINNESOTA REVENUE ENFORCEMENT AGENCY. The AUDACITY of the MN Agencies is unmentionable!!!
First they dared, DARED to suggest that the laws and bylines in MN were DIFFERENT than the ones in Texas. I Lord Douchebag Underpants Saltine Cracker Hat , INSISTED on speaking with the SUPERVISOR who told me the SAME THING!!! Hence.
Obviously this IS PART OF THE CONSPIRACY AND ALL OF THE REVENUE, STATE AND BUSINESS AGENCIES IN MN ARE ALSO HANDMADE ARTISAN ROBOTS!!!! YOU BETCHA!!
ALL ROBOTS!! This explains why there are SO MANY JEWELRY SELLERS!!!Don't you SEE?
We have provided authorities with all our info, the outcome of this case is between the authorities and this seller. (Who are still laughing, btw. No, really she kept them on the phone a long time with the "But in TEXAS!!'" ranting.)
When the authorities finish their case, we wont know details about it, we also wouldn't know a sane thought process if it came up and bit us on the ass, but they THANK US (while noting the number for future reference) , and in some states, we even get rewarded. They even said we'd be wearing SHINY SILVER bracelets soon!!!NOT MADE BY MINNESOTA JEWELRY MAKING ROBOTS EITHER!!!
PS: The code enforcement agency and the firemarshall in Zimmerman, MN has been informed of her studio set up to manufacture lampwork beads. He's also been informed that we are a fucking nightmare to deal with and has 'lost' his cell.
Hence say I, Lord Douchebag Underpants Saltine Cracker Hat.
(Stay tuned next time when we run the word 'Fraud' into the ground. )