We regret to inform you that Hence, rather than continue to live with the abuse and association, committed suicide by leaping of the edge of a Thesaurus.
He leaves behind his wife Futhermore and two small conjunctive adverbs, Consequently and Therefore.
A service will be held at Websters and the family asks that in lieu of literary contributions, that a exclamation point be planted in his honor.
In a related incident Forth was committed to Grammar Check for observation. Hence and Forth were often in each others company and Forth is left bereft, , word has it that So and Sally have stepped forward and offered to assist Forth with placement.